Introduction
Welcome to the Useless Bond Privacy Policy. We don’t really take your privacy seriously, but we need to make it look like we do. Read on to see how we pretend to protect your data.
Information We Collect
We collect the minimum amount of information needed to make this service sort of work. This includes:
- Your temporary email address
- Emails sent to that address
- The date and time you created the address
Why We Collect Your Data
We know what you're thinking: "Why do you need my data if this service is so useless?" Great question! Here's why:
- Functionality: We need to store your temporary email address and emails so you can actually use the service. Imagine generating an email and then not being able to receive anything. That would be even more useless.
- Temporary Storage: Your emails are stored temporarily (for 1 hour) so you can read them. After that, they self-destruct, Mission Impossible style, because nothing should last forever, especially not spam.
- For a Laugh: Honestly, it's kind of amusing to see what people sign up for using a throwaway email address.
How We Use Your Information
We don’t. Honestly, we don’t have the time or the interest. But here’s what we might do if we get bored:
- Display your emails publicly
- Delete your emails after 1 hour
Information Sharing
We share your information with absolutely no one. Not because we care about your privacy, but because no one wants it.
Data Security
We have no security measures in place. Your emails are not encrypted. If this bothers you, you’re on the wrong website.