Introduction
Welcome to the Useless Bond Cookie Policy. We use cookies because every website does, and we like to fit in.
What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small text files stored on your device by your web browser. They help us pretend to know what we're doing.
How We Use Cookies
We use cookies for the following completely mundane and not-at-all interesting reasons:
- To remember that you visited our site. We don't know why you did, but thanks.
- To store your temporary email address for the duration of your visit. Just until you get bored.
- To pretend we’re tracking useful analytics. We’re not, but it sounds cool.
Types of Cookies We Use
We use both session cookies and persistent cookies, because why not?
- Session Cookies: These cookies expire when you close your browser. Like our attention span.
- Persistent Cookies: These cookies stay on your device for a set period. Just long enough for you to forget about them.
Managing Cookies
If you want to manage or delete cookies, that’s on you. Here’s how you can do it:
- Check your browser settings. Every browser has a way to manage cookies. Google it if you must.
- Install an ad blocker or privacy extension. They might help, but we can't guarantee it.
Changes to This Cookie Policy
We may update this cookie policy whenever we feel like it. We won't notify you because, let's face it, you won't care.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about our cookie policy, don't bother. We're too busy pretending to be important.